I recently happened upon some photos of Seal and Heidi Klum’s vow renewal ceremony from last month. (There is a hockey nexus, I swear.) It was a cheesetastic event, featuring all things tacky and white-trash. Just look at what Seal was wearing, in his homage to the American tourist (he’s only missing a fanny pack):
However, I was most interested in what Matthew Perry Debra Messing’s husband considers to be white-trash:
I’d disagree with both Seal and Matthew Perry Debra Messing’s husband, though: the only way to properly convey white-trashiness is to wear a NASCAR shirt. Duh.
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the only way to properly convey white-trashiness is to wear a Penguin jersey. Duh.
Well, there’s that, too.
Maybe it’s not the jersey itself, but the overalls and barefeet that go with it?
He owns a Bruins jersey. That’s a good thing.
If you have white trash pictures, be sure to send them over to TurboWhiteTrash – let’s all have a good time – white trash seems to be the “in thing” with white trash parties everywhere!