I recently happened upon some photos of Seal and Heidi Klum’s vow renewal ceremony from last month. (There is a hockey nexus, I swear.) It was a cheesetastic event, featuring all things tacky and white-trash. Just look at what Seal was wearing, in his homage to the American tourist (he’s only missing a fanny pack):
However, I was most interested in what
Matthew Perry Debra Messing’s husband considers to be white-trash:
I’d disagree with both Seal and
Matthew Perry Debra Messing’s husband, though: the only way to properly convey white-trashiness is to wear a NASCAR shirt. Duh.