Mullets + Bruins Jerseys = White Trash

I recently happened upon some photos of Seal and Heidi Klum’s vow renewal ceremony from last month.  (There is a hockey nexus, I swear.)  It was a cheesetastic event, featuring all things tacky and white-trash.  Just look at what Seal was wearing, in his homage to the American tourist (he’s only missing a fanny pack):

Seal in a mullet wigHowever, I was most interested in what Matthew Perry Debra Messing’s husband considers to be white-trash:

Matthew Perry

I’d disagree with both Seal and Matthew Perry Debra Messing’s husband, though: the only way to properly convey white-trashiness is to wear a NASCAR shirt.  Duh.

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5 Responses to Mullets + Bruins Jerseys = White Trash

  1. The Peerless says:

    the only way to properly convey white-trashiness is to wear a Penguin jersey. Duh.

  2. DC Sports Chick says:

    Well, there’s that, too.

  3. Grooven says:

    Maybe it’s not the jersey itself, but the overalls and barefeet that go with it?

  4. Dave says:

    He owns a Bruins jersey. That’s a good thing.

  5. If you have white trash pictures, be sure to send them over to TurboWhiteTrash – let’s all have a good time – white trash seems to be the “in thing” with white trash parties everywhere!

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