Craving, like I am, nuggets of news related to women’s fast-pitch pro softball? Today’s WaPost has got you covered.
Check out these can’t-miss quotes from Washington’s new sports drama protagonists, the Washington Glory:
“We have a he/she mascot; it’s a man dressed as a female dog, and it winks,” summarized shortstop Amber Jackson, “I can’t stop laughing.”
“She needs some eyeliner and mascara . . . ”
“We thought it’d be cute . . . so she could flirt with the umpires.”
Can skyrocketing subscription rates be far behind?